When you are playing from the cabbage, and
Every hole is a buzzard...
We offer this Schwetty Prayer
May our Schwetties rest easy
in the box,
Fly true finding deepage
to land on the carpet.
May we kill the dog and
avoid the chef while
Finding our way to the dance floor.
And finally, at the 19th hole
May our Schwetties revel
Once again in adventure, just past.
Snowman: Shot 8 on a hole
Abominable Snowman: Shot 9 on a hole
Deepage: A very long drive
Afraid of The Dark: A missed short putt
Amelia Earhart: Your shot looks great but can't find the ball
Bo Derek: 10 on a hole
Cabbage / Jungle / Spinach: The rough
Captain Kirk: A ball went where no ball has gone before
Victory Lap: The ball catches lip, spins, and falls into the hole
Cat box / Beach / Kitty Litter: A sand bunker
Dance Floor / Carpet: The Green
Fizzo: Freaking still out
Can: The cup
Dribbler: A shot that dribbles a few feet
Devito or Pesci: A 5-foot putt